Some of you may remember the absolute shitstorm that followed the National University of Ireland Maynooth making Bertie Ahern (yes, that Bertie Ahern, of the Drumcondra Mafia) an Honorary Professor in the School of Business and Law. Now, the University are looking for a new name for our canteen.
I have proposed we name it after our most infamous member of staff. If you’re a member of staff or student at the university, please follow our lead. The Bertie Bowl may be a pipe dream, but we can make Bertie’s Breakfast Bowl a reality. He deserves it.