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fucking Dubs. Reminds me of the time a taxi driver ranted at my housemate about country people working in Dublin all week and then taking their cash home to spend it at the weekends.
The problems really only started when they took over the job of running the country: village solutions applied to national problems. Leinster house should have a big parish pump in front of it.
theres lots of problems not just one or two, give them an hours work and they want a pension and holiday pay, its was the dubs and there unions that broke the work ethic in ireland
When it comes down to it it’s the fault of British colonialism. They consciously only developed an industrial base in the East and North East I.E. Ulster where they were best able to control the working class. They were never going to hand that kind of power to the country where there was regular agrarian strife. You also have to lay some of the blame at the post-colonial regime who let industrial towns like Navan and Drogheda go to rack and ruin. Navan was once the Coventry of Ireland, now it’s a dormitary town.
“Navan was once the Coventry of Ireland”
Who have been Navan’s answer to The Specials?
“Leinster house should have a big parish pump in front of it.”
THEY FIXED THE ROAD.
Then again. Only for them culchies coming up to the city most of us genuine Dubs wouldn’t be here at all at all.
It was the culchies that created the tenement slums in Dublin because they thought 14 people to a room with no animals was luxury. They invaded Dublin in the wake UP of the famine. The Famine came from a name the Dubs used to call the arriving culchies the time their spuds went bad: the Famished. The Famine was a wake up call not to be eatin’ so many potatoes and selling all the good crops for drink money.
The Famine was caused because they spent too much time drinkin’ poteen and forgot how to farm. The culchies only ever used to eat potatoes and when they forgot to spray them one year the spuds all rotted. It had nothin’ teh do with the British colons program. What’s became know as British Colonisation was a medical program of cancer treatment the British were trying to help the Irish with. The culchies suffered more from colon problems than anybody else in Europe because they never stop shiten’ about “eight hundreds years this and the Prods that” and loads of other crap.
Some of the nice Protestant people in Dublin used to give out free soup for the few poor people who lived in Dublin before the Famine. They were all culchies which is why they were the poor of the city because they couldn’t grow anything in concrete. When all the other culchies saw their potatoes going bad and heard about the free soup they all headed to Dublin. The only reason any of them starved was because they didn’t like fish. The west coast of Ireland where the culchies come from is teeming with fish. They were so tame they used to sunbathe during the Famine but the cuchies though they were Cailini Taileanna which is Gaelic (culchie speak) for mermaids. Ireland is an island after all.
When there were so many of them that even Leinster House had to be turned into socail housing for them they ended up living there for years on millions and millions of taxpayers money. They kept bringing up their mates and getting them jobs with easy money in things called Quangos. The name Quango comes from a culchie expression “Gwan go”. This was an expression they used as a signal when raiding the till of a city persons shop that meant the owner wasn’t lookin’. The Dubs (commonly know as PAYE workers) have been bled for handouts (commonly know as subsidies) paid to the relatives of the culchies in Leinster House ever since.
The name Quango comes from a culchie expression “Gwan go”.
😀
Dulchie and proud.
and den some culchies can’ot even spell culchie..
Dub + Culchie = Dulchie. 😉
Aw that’s me bollo!
Dats like sayin: Fonkey…………ooohhhhhh what’s dat?
Fox + Donkey = Fonkey
If der was such a thing as a Dulchie it’d be up in the aZoo.
I tink me ‘n me crew, MC Shup Leftr ‘n DJ GPO Nu Yawk mite do a rap about dis kulcherel pollutin of native Dubliners who have kept deh real ways of native Dubs alive and safe from outside effulences for generations.
As me grandfather Seamie said to the Brit soldiers in O’Connell St in 1916 “Yo man, if yall don’t give us our freedom we is gonna put a cap in yosa head”.
So, Yo mo’fokker, yall bin warned by the Doublinnn gangster crew!
Should I tender my resignation from CHTM! with immediate effect?
Resign from de CHTM*?
I tink that I’d be great for the country.
*(Culchies Have The Money)
The Dublin accents get thicker when you cross the bridge into Leixlip. THEY’RE the problem.
Leixlip? That’s not Dublin! They’re Leixlipians. Der ‘r loads of deh culchies in places like Swords and Dun Leerreee who tink they’re Dubs but they’re not. They were all culchie places that changed dere names so they could pretend they were better than the other culchies because they were attached to Dublin.
They musnt be teachin’ any proper history in deh schools tese days.