Some of you may remember the absolute shitstorm that followed the National University of Ireland Maynooth making Bertie Ahern (yes, that Bertie Ahern, of the Drumcondra Mafia) an Honorary Professor in the School of Business and Law. Now, the University are looking for a new name for our canteen.
I have proposed we name it after our most infamous member of staff. If you’re a member of staff or student at the university, please follow our lead. The Bertie Bowl may be a pipe dream, but we can make Bertie’s Breakfast Bowl a reality. He deserves it.
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Donal
Ciarán
Sam
Come Here To Me! 
Can I suggest that if the bid to rename the canteen is not successful, that the “Bertie Ahern Lavatory” be considered as an alternative?
After all, the waste was unprecedented, he was full of sh1t, and his colleagues really took the piss.
Bertie’s Bistro?
@Ruadhán
What about “Loo Lámhfhada” for the wee house, surmounted by a picture of Bertie in gown.
Connotations of handouts, digouts, wanker and whatever you’re having yourself.
Why not call it “The Cunning Stunt” with a Gadaffi like picture of Bertie in his robes adorning the wall.