Dear UCD Student Bar,
You won’t get away with this forever. The Undergrads might not notice, but I will. The glass is the wrong shape, the taps haven’t been cleaned in a long time I suspect and you can’t rush the thing, let it settle. I’m watching you. Please lower down the music too.
Best wishes,
dfallon.
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In other news, the Maynooth SU has gotten pretty good at pulling pints of Guinness of late.
Worst looking pint of Bavaria I’ve ever seen.
To be fair, the UCD student bar is there to cater to 18 year olds who’ve never had a pint before in their life, and they do a decent job at that.
They had decent chips too when I was a student there not so long ago.
jesus it was Scrumpy and Holsten snake bites in my time, and no bloody chips either. then they did it up in 94 or 95 and destroyed the place.